Channing Frye's Blog » HUMOROUS http://www.channingfrye.com/blog Channing's views on what's new, fun, interesting, entertaining, important, and more. Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:25:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Avatar Interpreted http://www.channingfrye.com/blog/2010/02/02/avatar-interpreted/ http://www.channingfrye.com/blog/2010/02/02/avatar-interpreted/#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:49:31 +0000 Channing http://www.channingfrye.com/blog/?p=477 Hilarious.

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]]> http://www.channingfrye.com/blog/2009/12/23/all-night-long/feed/ 6 Warning: Tattoos last a loooong time… http://www.channingfrye.com/blog/2009/04/03/warning-tattoos-last-a-loooong-time/ http://www.channingfrye.com/blog/2009/04/03/warning-tattoos-last-a-loooong-time/#comments Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:27:47 +0000 Channing http://www.channingfrye.com/blog/?p=375 I was asked by a little kid the other day what my tattoo means and it got me thinking about, hey, I like my tattoos but do people think that they're stupid?

So I looked up some of the worst tattoos of all time and mine are like pieces of artwork compared to these. If anyone would like to know, I did get two of mine form a local guy. His name is Saad, he works at Pussycat Tattoo he is legit.

These are just some of the tattoos I've found. Trust me, this list goes on for days.

If you have any that you’ve seen that are worse let me know.

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Hey, I know it sounds like I'm hating but really I'm not. I didn’t think the movie was awful or even the worst of all time, it was just way way way to mushy for being a vampire movie. Vampires literally eat animals and by animals I mean people. With their bare hands 'n fangs. Yes, no utensils needed. They rip skin off like a bad paper cut.

I asked her what was so intriguing about the book and here was her analysis: “The reason why I and many women love this story is because the main vampire, Edward, is deeply in love with Bella (main women character.) He loves her but cannot do anything physical with her and that type of “naughty” tension (wink, wink) is what I think keeps people reading. The fact that he loves her and doesn’t want to hurt her, yet he says, "her blood is the sweetest he had smelled in a 100 years.” So he can't do anything with her because he might lose control and EAT her. Therein lies the conflict and the draw for reading these stories.

Now, when I heard this, the first thing I thought of was how lonely is this girl that outta all of the people in all the world she falls in love with a dang vampire? I mean, come on. That’s like me having a pet lion or a pet dragon and loving it all day and never coming to the conclusion that hey, when my pet dragon or lion is hungry all this lovey-dovey stuff is going out the window. It's gonna bite my face off.

I'm just a guy venting. It’s a wildly famous book and series, but all I want to know is what am I missing? Did Bella watch too many episodes of Blade or what? Please, let me know. I'm trying to understand why we don’t write a book called "Big Dummy" starring Bella co-starring a herd of rabid moose. (Yes, moose is plural for moose. And yes, they're very mean.)

Here are some examples of what animals do when they attack. Please be aware. These are quite graphic.

See? This is what animals do, and animals aren’t vampires. Vampires are worse and they bite your neck, which is sensitive.

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Option #1: The Best Music Video Ever Made

Option #2: "Worstest" 80s Video

Option #3: Ugly Face

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Or this:

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I give this movie 4 fries and a half order of frye sauce. The funniest part of this movie was their joking about LARPing. This does truly exist and I have a video you have to check out. In fact, I'm thinking of making my own LARPing Guild during the off-season to stay in shape and keep my bo staff skills sharp.

Okay, here is what LARP is:

And in honor of the LARPers, I give you this video. May you LARP forever and may the battlefields be filled with duct tape and just-pretend soldiers.

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And be sure to check out the rest. This one is hilarious:

And more in no particular order:

Check out this video of a random sight caught while driving: Licker

This dude is just crazy: jerrydog

And this is Vito:

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